PWP? Except there's plot.
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Bilbo had very fine things in mind when he first came to live in Erebor. Adviser to the King was a very important status to have, especially when the king was still gravely injured and still insisted on wandering around the halls. Bilbo, therefore, was most engaged in advising the king to sit down, advising the king to eat everything on his plate, and advising the king not to snarl at elves when they were helping with the restoration as a sign of amended friendships.
Needless to say, the king didn't think that any of Bilbo's advising was in particularly good taste, but after all they'd been through, Bilbo didn't much care at all what Thorin II Oakenshield thought. Too much protest, that's what he said. No means yes. Maybe means yes.
"Thorin?" Bilbo pushes open the curtains around the king's bed and of course. Of course. "Why would I think you'd be sleeping? It's only before dawn," he remarks. "Yes, we're inside a mountain but even I can tell the time without feeling for the sun and--" The hobbit sighs and puts down his tray to move towards the glowering figure at the fire. He stands between Thorin and the flames. "What is it that I can do you for you relieve you of some of this pressure?" he asks, mostly to himself. Thorin's vocabulary is mostly grunts and sighs any way. What comes to the hobbit's mind is--
Well, it's what tends to from time to time. Spring is here. New things grow. Animals seek each other out. Thorin must be suffering from something akin to that. He must need a little relief. Bilbo puts on hand on the heavy arm of the chair and leans in, his other hand moving to the wide belt of the king.
"You need to relax."
Needless to say, the king didn't think that any of Bilbo's advising was in particularly good taste, but after all they'd been through, Bilbo didn't much care at all what Thorin II Oakenshield thought. Too much protest, that's what he said. No means yes. Maybe means yes.
"Thorin?" Bilbo pushes open the curtains around the king's bed and of course. Of course. "Why would I think you'd be sleeping? It's only before dawn," he remarks. "Yes, we're inside a mountain but even I can tell the time without feeling for the sun and--" The hobbit sighs and puts down his tray to move towards the glowering figure at the fire. He stands between Thorin and the flames. "What is it that I can do you for you relieve you of some of this pressure?" he asks, mostly to himself. Thorin's vocabulary is mostly grunts and sighs any way. What comes to the hobbit's mind is--
Well, it's what tends to from time to time. Spring is here. New things grow. Animals seek each other out. Thorin must be suffering from something akin to that. He must need a little relief. Bilbo puts on hand on the heavy arm of the chair and leans in, his other hand moving to the wide belt of the king.
"You need to relax."
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Date: 2014-01-24 03:48 pm (UTC)It was a miracle no one had out right punched him in the face for his nonsense yet.
As he broods into the fireplace his little shadow will join him in the bedroom. Yes, Bilbo is his shadow, he follows him almost every where and for all his bitching, he actually is very happy the halfling is still here and has stayed with him. Even more so as the hobbit seems to have an idea in his head.
"I have done nothing much but relax, hobbit." He'll say, but he doesn't push Bilbo away or stop him. In fact his eyes flicker down to the hand on his belt.
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Date: 2014-01-24 03:58 pm (UTC)Returning once more to Thorin's side, Bilbo takes pointed interest in the stays of his trousers. His little fingers are clever working it open. "You're idea of relaxing is flawed," he tells Thorin. "It's one thing to attend to your throne and oversea the workers but each time you insist on helping move a harp or a statue you're just hurting yourself."
So says the hobbit, warm hands finally brushing against skin as he parts the cloth hiding it.
"Try to be still."
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Date: 2014-01-24 04:07 pm (UTC)"All I've done is be still." The king grumbles, but there is a hint of interest at what the halfling is doing and he watches, breath stilling a bit when fingers touch over his skin.
"I cannot say I've heard of this remedy to a restless king." Is this how hobbits dealt with restless ornery folk back in the Shire? How naughty.
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Date: 2014-01-24 04:18 pm (UTC)Not discouraged, and not playing any coy or tentative games, Bilbo gets right to work and his hot little hand provides just the right amount of friction and tightness to it.
"You've been still in the wrong ways, besides. Perhaps you should spend more time through the secret door and gaze over the ledge awhile?" Yes. Bilbo can offer advice while he does this, happy to feel Thorin lengthen and harden finally at the touch of his fingers. "It's quiet out there and not many here know of its location."
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Date: 2014-01-24 04:24 pm (UTC)"Mm... perhaps." All this time he'd fought to get back into his mountain, and now Thorin felt like he needed to get out. Just for a bit. A moment. His head tilts back a bit, resting against the back of his chair.
"Come with me." Not a question, he wants Bilbo to join him when he takes his advice eventually. As he speaks, his legs widen a bit, welcoming the warmth of the hobbit between his thighs.
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Date: 2014-01-24 04:30 pm (UTC)Free hand on the back of the chair between Thorin's head and his shoulder, Bilbo leans forward with his fingers splayed and works the dwarven cock out and proud and heavily lined in veins into view. Not that he looks. Talking to Thorin is typically done with eye contact.
"Err, hate to bother but might I join you in the chair? Bit larger than I was expecting and my arm could do with a better angle."
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Date: 2014-01-24 04:39 pm (UTC)"Come here, Baggins." Join him in the chair. Get right up on his lap why don't you? Nice and comfy it is. It's a shame Bilbo doesn't have a look, it's a nice cock Thorin has, shame he doesn't pay it any attention. Though the hobbit is fixing that just fine right now.
"I look forward to seeing the view this time, not dreading the loss of it as we had before." The sunset was beautiful to be honest, something he would like to share with the hobbit now that their adventure was over.
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Date: 2014-01-24 05:00 pm (UTC)Perhaps he's been spending too much time with dwarves that he finds nothing ill to say about it? Bilbo settles astride Thorin's hips and clears his throat to settle himself again properly before returning to his task.
"This evening might be nice. We can take tea out there."
He's more vigorous now. Thorin's face actually looks quite different than usual. Oh. He's very pleased.
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Date: 2014-01-24 05:22 pm (UTC)"Tea... right..." Not quite paying complete attention right now. Instead he's just taking in the hobbit on his lap, those curls that he finds himself itching to touch at times, big eyes that look at him quite a lot, a tinier body than any dwarf... there's something about the hobbit.
And then Thorin moans, eyes slipping shut.
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Date: 2014-01-24 05:30 pm (UTC)Bilbo leans in closely. Getting in Thorin's personal space has never been something to shy away from actually and Bilbo presses himself up on his toes so his entire shoulder can get in on the act.
It hadn't really occurred to him that something like this might affect him too actually, but he swallows it down because hello? He's being helpful. This is not about him.
"There you are. Feeling better?" He simply feels like he must talk as his hips rock toward Thorin's. He's being a bit rough but it's nothing a dwarf can't handle it seems.
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Date: 2014-01-25 04:11 am (UTC)For once he'll not hesitate, hand on the back of Bilbo's neck to pull him in closer as he kisses that talkative mouth. Enough, hobbit. No more words this second. His hand will not linger long on Bilbo's neck, the desire to touch curls is too great and he'll thread thick fingers into the halfling's hair.
Oh he's feeling very good right now.
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Date: 2014-01-25 04:22 am (UTC)Nothing! In fact, Bilbo would have noticed! He wrote the schedule!
Sorry Thorin. That nice stroking has suddenly stopped as Bilbo's forehead wrinkles between his eyebrows and he finds himself not sure where to put his other hand. Jaw? Chest? Hair?
Oh no, and Thorin's stroking his hair-- It's just about too much and Bilbo leans away. "W-What are you doing?!"
Perfectly normal to jerk your king off, but kiss him? Oooh no.
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Date: 2014-01-25 04:33 am (UTC)He can't help himself, especially when the halfling is touching him like this and sitting on his lap. Surely it must mean-- but then Bilbo is pulling back, looking quite shocked by what he'd done.
"I..." Oh. Oh so it wasn't like that. Thorin's hand lingers, just for a second more before it drops, resting on the arm of the chair once more.
"I merely--" Just brush it off. Clearly this was nothing but a misunderstanding. Work. That's all it was to Bilbo.
"Just got caught up in it all."
MISUNDERSTANDING TIME
Date: 2014-01-25 04:48 am (UTC)Cultural differences have been plaguing him from the moment he met Thorin and his Company. He's been fairly good with it, but that doesn't mean he can let something as important as a kiss slide.
Dwarves might thing they're 'something to get caught up in' and do it but hobbits--
"A kiss if for someone you love," Bilbo says in dismay. And to think, his first kiss had been to the dwarven king of all people! Thorin seems to sway between hating him and barely tolerating him. They're friends of course, but oh.. He'd wanted his first time to be meaningful.
For the other person to really care for him.
He feels like an idiot about to blubber over this so he takes the dwarf in his hand again. The stroking is slower now. It will take time to build back up.
MY FAVORITE!
Date: 2014-01-25 05:39 am (UTC)Thorin stops Bilbo, taking his hand right off his cock, no matter how good it feels. He's a bit taken back himself at this. So a kiss is something sacred, but tugging off your friend means nothing? What in the world.
"You acted-- I thought it disgusted you." He's so lost right now. So Bilbo hadn't disliked it?