In theory-- No, Thorin, even in theory, that won't work. But don't worry. Bilbo with be with you for a very, very long time. First, however, he needs to climb out of your lab. Let him. It's for a good cause. While he's shimming out of his trousers, you ought to do the same. He'll be back in a moment, spit slick hand already pressing and pushing against the dwarf's entirely too massive cock.
There will be some...trouble. But don't worry. Bilbo will heal. The Ring knows all of the best ways to relieve that sort of burn.
And the one he feels now? Well, Thorin can relieve that one himself.
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Date: 2013-07-17 12:41 am (UTC)There will be some...trouble. But don't worry. Bilbo will heal. The Ring knows all of the best ways to relieve that sort of burn.
And the one he feels now? Well, Thorin can relieve that one himself.